What am I doing?

I've been dithering like mad about whether or not to do this, but really, I have no excuse. All that whining about being busy I do? I am now not busy. At all. I have finished everything I have been doing for the last eight years. Everything. No, really. I am utterly without obligations. 

So of course I should bleeding well write a story for Help Japan if anyone wants one. My offer thread is here.

In other news, my latest story is here should you have missed it. And I want to thank the various people who pointed out mistakes -- there were rather a lot, many of them just typos and thus my fault, but several caused by LJ hating me and wanting to chew up my stories with its iron teeth. There was a whole bit about people following a certain wandering, allegedly-dead genius that was just gone. I sincerely hope they're all fixed now.

I have more things to talk about, but they deserve a post of their own, so I'll do that later.