What am I doing?

Back in March, schemingreader wrote More To Me, a very nice Tony/Steve fic in which Tony is kidnapped and the following exchange occurs:

"Who took him?"

"Advanced Idea Mechanics."

"How do you know?"
"They tweeted it."


I wrote 90% of this very silly crack piece in response and then... didn't finish it or post it anywhere. But now I have! #IronManKidnapping, in which AIM kidnap Tony, and decide to livetweet it.

An excerpt:

A.I.M: LOL WE JUST KIDNAPPED @I_AM_IRONMAN! #winning

BlackWidow: @A.I.M Do you really see this ending well for you?

A.I.M: YOU’LL NEVER FIND US AVENGE-DURRS!!!!!! #muahaha #IronManKidnapping

A.I.M: SOON @I_AM_IRONMAN WILL BE ONE OF US!!!!!!! #IronManKidnapping

BlackWidow: @A.I.M Why are you using his Twitter handle?

BlackWidow: @A.I.M Why are you tweeting at your kidnap victim?

(My fic is Gen with background Pepper/Tony, not Tony/Steve. I love 616!Tony/Steve, and read quite a lot of MCU!Tony/Steve because there's more of it. But for myself, I cannot bear to split MCU!Tony/Pepper up.)

In response to this prompt. "I want Watson to COURT HOLMES."
 
So a few days ago I did not write fanfiction at all, now suddenly there is time-travelling crack, angsty PTSD darkfic, and now, disgraceful schmoop. Do you understand the title of my journal now?



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