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Broke my Sherlock boycott for 'The Reichenbach Fall'. I will never, ever, watch the first episode and probably not the second either, but it turns out there's only so long I can stay away from anything with 'Reichenbach' in the title. I am that simple a slave to the angst.

Come on Moffat
(Don't fear the homo)
We can be like they are
(John has taken his hand).


Uh, cough, sorry, don't know where that came from. I mean, YAY ACTUAL SLASHINESS. (Nope, never really seen it in this version before) Or, more seriously, at least the episode wasn't making with daft defensive "THEY ARE NOT GAY SHUT UP" posturing and as a result had me slightly more convinced these people gave a fuck about each other. The lack of a persuasive connection between the characters has been my third chief complaint, under "soul-punching misogyny" and "Sherlock being a thicko".

Not that John/Freeman has ever been a part of that problem -- and he was beautiful in this.
Spoilers... )


Anyhow, at least I'm back to wanting to read Sherlock fanfiction ...oh, [livejournal.com profile] wordstrings, surely that episode will tempt you back...? (There were a couple of moments that seemed wonderfully in accord with her readings of the characters. What was that line"keep your eyes on me" ) Whereas I was beginning to feel slightly ill at the very sight of one of my favourite characters' first name. (Stuff happened IRL. I'll go into it later).
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(I.e grab the nearest book, turn to page 45, the first sentence is your sex life in 2012).

The first  book I tried had something like "For a moment he had dared to hope -- what?"

So I decided that didn't count and tried another and got "Suffer the little children to come unto me" (BOOK WAS NOT THE BIBLE).

ACK. GROSS.

Final try, just now.

"But he remained very keen on natural history, especially birds, though he never really had much of a clue what to do about it."

Which seems ripe with innuendo, but discouraging.

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Just helped my mother draft a letter to the brother she's not seen in a quarter of a century. I suppose it is somewhat normal when someone dies for the survivors' lives to turn into a goddamn soap opera, but I could live without a lot of it, I must say.

Granny wrote him a "YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON" letter twenty-five years ago...

DOOF! 

No one has heard from him for years...

EXCEPT, SECRETLY, MY INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT AUNT!!

DOOF!

He's been blaming my MOTHER of all people for everything...

...but now he wants to meet her!

And THE INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT AUNT IS COMING FOR NEW YEAR'S!! 

DOOF, DOOF, DOOF-DOOF-DOOF-DOOF DOOF! 

Christ, why does that side of the family have to be so fucked up? Apart from the Depression, the War, and the deepening-like-a-coastal-shelf trauma and resentment therefrom.  

And can I run away to London and not deal with any more of this, or is that too shitty a thing to do to my mother?
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WELL I LIKED IT.

Not to say it wasn't daft. But it was genial and energetic and had the best Moriarty I've seen in ages, despite his unpromising beard.

In fact, here, in detail, are my reactions...

(Spoilers) )

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Well, it's over, he died at 7.30 this morning. My maths was out before -- it was four years, and four days, after the death of my grandmother.

I was there most of yesterday. Bits of it were horrendous. When we drove home for some food before coming back, Mum said "I've been told your mind starts airbrushing thngs out almost immediately." And I said,     "That's so weird, I was just thinking I can't remember what order things happened in", and indeed I could almost at the time feel my brain going 'shall we just not, with this'?

There were, though, several hours when he was suprisingly okay. He was confused, and only intermittently precisely sure of who we were, but he seemed cheerful and happy to see us whatever our exact names were. And he was remarkably articulate -- talking .  He made jokes! The hospice nurse (who was fucking amazing) was telling him she hoped to get him into St Whoever's "as a stepping stone to getting you home" and he said "it's stepping stone to the great Research Institute in the sky."

(He was a scientist, he used to work at a research institute -- and he was a die-hard atheist, but I do like  the idea of heaven being a a kind of laboratory.)

And I read him Jabberwocky and Father William, and he joined in and recited them with me. This was more or less the sort of thing we used to share when I was little (before he got bored with me when I was eleven and ignored me for twenty years, the sour old git), so. That was good.

And oh, Lord, the asking for wine, and then not wine, sherry. We'd tried foam swabs dipped in wine, which hadn't seemed to work, so, one way and another I ended up tipping wine into his mouth. So I may have in effect killed my grandfather, because although he seemed to be swallowing it he must have aspirated at least part. But he really wanted it and I wish we'd got him the sherry because we promised we would if he could manage to swallow the wine, but we hadn't any there and the decline was so steep we'd never have got it to him in that window of that lucidity. 

I kept thinking of Shakespeare "a lightening before death" and "when I saw him fumble with the sheets, and play with flowers, and smile upon his fingers' ends, I knew there was but one way..." minus the flowers and the smiling, but the sheet-fumbling is dead on, and  he kept making odd movements with his fingers, and then staring at and reaching out to, something about three feet in front of him. It was very strange. Both mum and I had the thought that maybe he was seeing Granny and hoped he was.

Anyway, things got bad, and at last the nurses (who could be sort of vaguely useless en masse but blindingly wonderful individually, it's hard to explain) pumped him up with diamorphine, which is actually heroin, and things got less dreadful, but also looked as if they might go on for a while. So we went home some time just before midnight, and then Mum went in again at 6 this morning, and there we are.

His constitution drew it out. The doctors had said how most people of his age come in with files as thick as a brick. He didn't. He lost a fair few of his marbles but never so many he really stopped being himself, and a few months ago he gave me a detailed lecture on isotopes. And until these last few days, he was never so weak as not to be able to dress himself and get to the loo and make tea. So that's something. 

I am exhausted.

I am so glad we don't have to go back there again.
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There ought to be  A LAW against phoning a person up, earlier than they are expecting and going, "Oh, hey. Your blood test results mean you need to see the doctor but we're absolutely not going to tell you why!" Especially when you don't want to let that person see the doctor for four days and the person is not even in the same city as the doctor any more anyway.

Every surgery I've been with before has let receptionists give results over the phone -- you might need to see the doctor later to discuss what they meant, but at least in the meantime you'd know if it was the test for Bubonic Plague or the test for Mild Sniffles that was the issue. 

I had to pitch a, well, not a fit, in that I was polite and reasonable if somewhat weepy: "But I am in HASTINGS and my grandfather is DYING and thus no I cannot get to London for Friday and awful THINGS are happening to my friends and the world is full of SOUL-CRUSHING SEXISM and I cannot be doing with any of this while also not knowing whether I have RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS."

Because, alongside the coughing, my joints have been ridiculous for the last seven weeks and while the coughing is slowly but surely going away, that doesn't seem to be.


So. This took a  few miserable hours to work but eventually the doctor called me back. And anyway,
I don't have arthritis, instead the blood tests were all like "Ehh, mostly normal but inflammatory weirdness IN YOUR GUT which is not your FINGERS so that doesn't make any sense of your actual SYMPTOMS but whatever let's see if it goes away?" 

Which is pretty much how things were before, but it's preferable to a lot of things. 

They've agreed today to put my grandfather on the oddly named Liverpool Path. I've been spared the worst of it -- the times I've visited he's been a pitiful sight but half- or fully asleep. Mum's seen him confused, distressed, and -- oh Grandpa, steadfast to the end -- asking for wine. Which we'd all love him to have, but he can't swallow at all any more. It's really not so much that he's going to die-- he's 93 and doesn't much want to be here. But the modern way of dying of old age is not pleasant. But at least this came on pretty suddenly and he was fairly okay until recently, and at least he should be more comfortable by now. Weirdly, my grandmother died almost exactly three years ago; in the week before Christmas. 

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So I have long been dreading what Moffat might do with The Woman. I have lately been told that he has made her a lesbian dominatrix. If this is true, I am going to destroy everything in the world and I thought you might want to know in advance.

(Obviously, all for representation of queer characters but not as oh! She's so out there and exotic and alarming  with her scary, scary, sexy, sexy sexuality! No wonder she rattles Sherlock! Never mind her brain, who wouldn't be rattled by a LESBIAN who HITS PEOPLE.  And really, you've got to make the brilliant opera-singing "adventuress" an actual prostitute, Moffat? You've got to locate her power in her sex and focus it with a whip in her hand? There's no other way a hyper-talented woman's life might have gone in the 21st Century?)

Hopefully, no, he hasn't. I honestly dare not search for confirmation or refutation. 

Maybe it's just a disguise. IT'S JUST A DISGUISE, RIGHT.

UPDATE:
Spoiler )
UPDATE 2Spoilers )

I already disliked this show but I now honestly feel like it's punched me in the stomach.  
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Empire's review of Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.

"Breezing into their next case, Guy Ritchie, Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law unapologetically stick to the formula. This robust sequel doesn’t gaze intently at its navel, or require you to have boned up on a bewildering mythos or, God forbid, go darker. There is very little sense of personal growth at all in Holmes’ case. Events will sprawl from London to Paris, Germany and a well-known waterfall in the Swiss Alps, with the same gung-ho spirit of a steampunk Bond, while doffing its cap to Hitchcock and the Wachowski siblings. The set-pieces are a mix of marvels and overkill: with dick-swinging braggadocio the film keeps introducing bigger and bigger guns. What has changed is the villain."

I'm sorry, how can you have Moriarty and the well-known waterfall  and not go darker? This is the one where Holmes freaking sends Watson away and willingly walks to his death.  

And "yay,  no personal growth"? To be fair I suppose such personal growth as there is for Holmes in canon is ... probably kind of accidental, but the first film, while remaining of course pretty light and action-focused, seemed to set up all these interesting possibilities and directions in which he might go, but it turns out he's not going anywhere? Except, presumably, to Reichenbach but somehow this is not at all dark?  

The Wachowski siblings? Oh God.

Look. Fine. Whatever you want, Ritchie. Just make Watson cry. I've seen Burke do it, (manly hand clapped over face) Solomin do it (shameless full-body sobbing, hurrah!). I want to see Law do it.  That's really all I ask of this entire film.

Uh, incidentally, when I get back to writing Antidote to Sorrow  I just want it to be known that I thought of "European Anarchist bombings" as a plot ingredient first. 


Bah.

Dec. 4th, 2011 06:39 pm
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That last post was supposed to include this video:

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So it is all swings and roundabouts here. I ran out of antidepressants, gave my last two to my brother (he's newly on the same stuff at the same dosage) and though I knew crashing off them  was probably not the wisest thing to do, still I had a feeling I might be all right. Specifically, my brother was so concerned to cover the gap before he could renew his prescription because he knew even a small lapse would likely entail swift and severe punishment, and I thought yes, that was what it was like, but that isn't how I feel any more. People had told me you know when you're ready to come off antidepressants, and so I'd been waiting for that certainty and it hadn't come. But I did know I could go a day or two without the sort of crap that would once have happened. And then a week passed without any unpleasant consequences,  and it felt as if I might as well keep going and see what happened, and now it's been almost a month, and there have been a few bad and scary days, but so far I've been able to see the symptoms trying to sneak up on me and bash them over the head with a hefty stick and the difference is they stay down.  

(I have been to the doctor about this, albeit after the fact. I was rather touched by both the GP's and the nurse's reaction: their faces sort of lit up and they said "oh that's great!" and  ... yes, yes it is.)

I even had a dream that was built out of stress dream components -- (I'm driving a car and suddenly remember I can't drive) -- which then turned into, well:"Oh no! Can't cope! Scary situation!  ...which I am... fine with, somehow. Might as well just carry on driving my car, then. Off we go, then, tralalala."

However I can't really ENJOY my newfound lack of crazy, because...


So, I love my London, and my Victorians, and my Victorian London, but nevertheless my plan on moving here was not to spend my ENTIRE FIRST MONTH COUGHING. It's very old school, especially for a writer, but thank you, no.

Currently not in London but in parents' house, rather feebly located in bed, in some confusion as to how to proceed. Go back to doctor? (seem to be getting kind of better and according to what she said last time it's a virus anyway so no antibiotics) Doctor here or in London? Move? Don't move? Bah.  I am now coughing only occasionally which is just as well because now when I do it HURTS LIKE A PICKAXE-WIELDING BASTARD. I have spent days half-convinced I'd broken a rib. Now largely back to thinking it's just muscular, because the internet seems full of testimony that yes, fucking up your intercostal muscles really is that bad of an idea. So... yay? 

Ah, I want to be exploring the Thames and going to the theatre. And, specifically, today, buying a top hat.

Still, I managed to write another pro story, actually on time and everything. Also, we did actually use up the onions.

Meanwhile, sticking with health-related matters, my father continues to be bafflingly well to the extent one almost suspects the doctors who told us he was basically done for of just picking a prognosis out of a hat. 
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I rather nervously introduced to everyone a pro e-book anthology in which I have a short story , and in reply there came a small chorus of, “That is very nice and well done, but we do not have Kindles, so, what.”


I don’t have a Kindle either so I feel you there. It is worth pointing out that you don’t have to have an actual Kindle to get Kindle books – you can download the app, for free, onto other platforms such as your computer. But it’s a bit arsey to ask you to do that just for this book.

But!  There is now an ePub which should work on any eReader, or on your computer hard drive, available through the Pandemonium shop!
 
Some of you are mentioning holding out for the extremely limited edition print book, which of course is splendid, but I feel I should mention “extremely limited” here means something like a hundred copies though I do wonder if they might not produce more because rather a lot of people seem to want them. Which again, is very nice.

So, to reiterate, it’s a story about gay ladies, a spooky house and WWII and there’s an extract here

And there’s this review which I don’t want you to read (well, not where it talks about my story, do read the bits about the others!) because it gives away more than I’m happy with, but  is also rather amazing so if I may quote the non-spoilery part:

‘Not the End of the World’ by [Waid], is the final story in Pandemonium and the perfect story with which to close out such a volume. A subtle, heart warming, heartbreaking and devastatingly human end to a roller-swcoaster of an anthology.
Equal parts historical tale, tender romance, ghost story, war story and urban fantasy, [Waid] paints intimate portraits of six disparate characters with remarkable deftness, lightness of touch and brief, yet illuminating, intimacy. Through meticulous use of repetition, exactingly precise use of vague recollection of earlier passages and events and effortless shifts from a chatty, intimate viewpoint to a broad and poetic narrative prose, she...

[Spoilers]

... achieves as complete and satisfying an emotional transformation in  one short story as many writers struggle to illustrate in an entire novel, which is remarkable.

Then:

 There’s a famous photograph taken at Sun Studios in Memphis, which shows the young and not yet famous group of musicians, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Perkins, gathered around a piano having fun. This collection has that same feeling of fresh, new and limitless potential.
 
To which, firstly: Wow.

Secondly: FUCK YEAH I’M JOHNNY CASH.

(Well I hope so. At least, I think I do? Global superstardom notwithstanding, I don’t want to be Elvis in that scenario, that’s for sure.)
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(General catch-up post and tales of moving woe here).


I never thought I would do this.

This LJ and my slash-fic was supposed to be completely separate from my personal, and professional life...

...but, well. Some of you seem to like to read about historical-type people getting all gay with each other, and some of you seem to like it when I write about historical-type people getting all gay with each other, so...

I have a short story out today in an e-book anthology with some fucking amazing other writers (Jon Courtenay Grimwood! Lauren Goddamn Beukes! I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.) It’s a ghost story (...sort of) and a love story between two women, (total!ly! Because we can't have the boys getting all the fun).  And it’s set in Germany, in the final phase of WWII.

You all know by now how hopeless I am at things like “short” and indeed “on time”, so this is a very LONG short story. It was supposed to be 5000 words. It came out at 11,500. I’m just so grateful my lovely editors didn’t complain.

And It’s available in both the UK and US Kindle stores.



And it’s a co-operative project, so all profits are split equally between contributors.

At the moment, as I understand it, it’s only available as a mobi file which, I think only works for Kindles? (I don’t know, I don’t have any kind of e-reader!) but there’s a conversation about getting it accessible on other devices happening right now. There’s also a very limited print run available through the Tate bookshop, so you could try that should you be interested.

Anyway, you can read an extract from the story here on my propria persona blog, with more about what it is and what it’s doing in an anthology called “Stories of the Apocalypse.”

I am not quite sure how to finish off this post, so imagine me bowing here and thanking you solemnly for your time.

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Oh my God, everyone.

I have been wanting to move to London FOR A YEAR and actively trying to do so FOR THREE MONTHS This has a lot to do with why you haven’t heard from me. Things have been RIDICULOUUS and bizarrely governed by the narrative Rule of Three:

Three times shall you pay a holding deposit upon a flat, young Waid, and yea, when it all goes wrong you shall not get your £75 referencing fee back.
Three times shall you try to actually move your belongings into the flat you have gained, and there shall be street markets and recalcitrant storage companies who rise in defiance against you.

Back at the BEGINNING OF AUGST, when I told estate agents I was hoping to move in the first week of September, they all said “Oh, you’re looking too early! Landlords only want people who are ready to move in right NOW NOW NOW!”
Then, back around Sept. 8th or so, we found a place in Forest Hill. It was lovely. But it had no gas or electricity. But it would have by the end of the month, so we could stay with my parents until then, so no problem.
Then, two weeks later, it turned out, it really wouldn’t have gas or electricity any time soon at all.

So we needed to find another place.

And we did find one, also in Forest Hill. Paid another holding deposit. And the referencing process started. And did not stop. And basically, despite the fact that we were offering 6 months’ rent upfront, the landlady did not like us because I am an author and my flatmate, the lovely tsubaki-ny, is an American PhD student. And we kept flinging forms and proof of how generally respectable and awesome we were at them, and they kept, as it were sucking their teeth, and then they were all “Can you pay us more money? Like, a lot more money? AND, in addition to paying us vast amounts of money, can you also grovel on your bellies in the dust before us?” And we were all “...maybe?” and they were all “Forget it, piss off, we hate you and don’t want your money anyway.”

So we needed to find another place, and sharpish.

AND THEN, when we told estate agents we were hoping to move right the hell now, they said “Oh, you’re looking too late! Landlords only want people who want to move in in two months time!”


So then there were days and days spent phoning estate agents and booking six viewings for a day and then finding that five of them had either gone off the market or possibly never existed.

But somehow, we are now in Deptford, above a fishmongers’, which I feel is kind of old school and serious, and I AM SO HAPPY HERE. Yesterday I scampered about Covent Garden and then thought “Oh dear, I am carrying a wastepaper basket and missing my umbrella and laptop charger, I SHALL JUST NIP HOME AND RECTIFY THIS, AND THEN DASH OUT AGAIN.” And I did that, because I could.

Also, in Deptford, you can buy a terrifyingly vast bag of onions for 99p.
So that’s what most of the last few months have been about. And there’s something else I want to talk about, but I shall put it in a separate post...

Still alive

Aug. 1st, 2011 07:41 pm
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Holmesians, I am still here and still writing fic for you, I promise. Life has somewhat exploded, not in an OMG family members dropping dead kind of way, but in an "I have to write 80 different things some pro some not/temp/move house/get a new job/look after my grandfather/resurface a fucking filing cabinet all by the end of August" kind of way.

I hope those of you who went to the meetup yesterday had a lovely time. I will be in London next month! ( I DO do the things i say I will... eventually) Maybe I will see some of you then?


To prove to you that my brain still runs along Holmesian lines I want to tell anyone who might be interested about the most entertaining Holmes dream I had last night.

Well, I was entertained:

Summary:  Holmes recovers from amnesia and familial angst, fights crime, is surrounded by blondes
Pairings: Watson/OFC, Holmes/Watson???,  Waid/Wallpaper.
Genre: Action!

There was a new Sherlock Holmes TV series that was sometimes a modern update that was not Sherlock, and sometimes was a new adaptation of the 19th C original. I was sort of conscious that this didn't make sense, and kept noticing that the men's classic suits worked in either time period. I was always somehow there in the drama, even though I knew it was fiction -- sometimes I was a main character, sometimes a spectator who was following the characters around. Holmes looked something like a cross beween Benedict Cumberbatch and a very young Jeremy Brett, handsome but in a more understated way than either of those gentlemen, and physically slighter, too (he wasn’t quite as tall as he should have been). He lived in the ancestral Holmes home with Mycroft and his parents. The house. Was AMAZING. At this point I knew I was dreaming and I was stunned by all the detail I could see. Holmes had come into the house and drama was starting but I abandoned the characters to go and stare at the wallpaper in trippy bliss, going woooooow. “Is this my natural brain or the Citalopram,” I thought. “Who cares” I decided, promising myself I would remember the Wallpaper of Joy when I woke up, and I totally can  too. It was very old and coming away in rough patches, and the pattern was mostly silvery-blue peacocks and paisley swirls. There were also some excellent carved wooden chairs but where they were concerned I got confused over knowing it was a dream and was convinced I’d seen them in the Granada series and wasn’t it interesting this adaptation was using some of the same locations?

Holmes was required to bow to his parents whenever he entered the house, while they stood there on the stairs being all aloof and regal (and kind of mediaeval). He attempted to kiss his father’s hand, which his father refused to let him do in a  “you are such a disappointment, son” sort of way, so evidently there was Angst in his backstory. However, Holmes had a Mrs-Hudson figure who was his literal nanny. (And I hate that bloody line in the 09 film!) She had excellent O-levels in being a nanny. She said so. I liked her. I spent quite a lot of the dream just watching her pootle about and tidy things up.

Holmes seemed to be suffering from mild amnesia.  I was sort of being him as he went out secretly in the dead of night  and then was all “What am I doing? I don’t have my wallet? I don’t know why I’m here? Should I go back?” Then he/I heard someone shouting “Help, murder!” and then realisation dawned: oh yes, FIGHT CRIME. And fortunately I don’t need my wallet for that.

(He hadn’t worked out the consulting detective thing yet. He just roamed the streets like Batman looking for crimes to solve.)

The shouts turned out to be coming from a playground where a lot of kids were hanging around and someone had got stabbed. The kids were mostly black and I thought, “I don’t know if this should be the first case! It seems kind of racist”. Anyway theoretically Holmes worked out who had actually done the stabbing and I think it was a little white girl in pigtails so as to make it NOT racist, and all the rest of the kids were fine, although in practice the dream kind of lost interest in this storyline.  

Watson wasn’t in it for ages and I was actually wondering if maybe he wasn’t going to be in this adaptation, maybe this female character who was following Holmes around being impressed at how he’d sorted out the stabbing case was going to be the Watson instead. And I was thinking, “Is she a love interest/ Everyone on the internet is going to lose their minds over this, but I like her!” But I think she was from the police, so maybe she was Lestrade, if Lestrade got to be an amazingly hot woman. Anyway she was crisp and competent and blonde and had an excellent taupe shift dress. She was completely modern and stayed that way although sometimes she had a rather Victorian seeming, dark-haired young woman as a sidekick (she bore more than a passing resemblance to Jenny the housemaid from Doctor Who).

Then while Holmes and the crisp competent woman were wandering around looking for more crime to fight, Watson more or less just rolled up in the street and was all “Hi, I’m John Watson! I’m here to join your gang!” He was tall and blond and extremely good looking. But he had no moustache. So we all quasi broke character and screamed at him that he had to grow one or the fans would be furious and we would be furious and the story COULD NOT CARRY ON. He was a bit dubious but came round when I pointed out he could look like Cary Elwes in the Princess Bride (which was more or less exactly what he looked like already, only in a suit and shoulder-length hair), and he obligingly grew one in about five minutes. He was young and goofy and giggly and for a while I was all “I don’t  think I like this Watson! I liked the crisp, competent woman! I’ll be pissed off with the showrunners if she goes away now!” But she didn’t and I started finding Watson rather adorable though it was hard to see how he was ever going to be actually USEFUL.

Oh good heaven's YES there's more. )
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MY BROTHER IS WRITING FANFICTION.

MY "YOU DO WHAT YOU WEIRDO GEEK" BROTHER.

HA
HA
HA
HAAAAAA

In his own words:

"I've been indoctrinated! BY YOU! YOU HAVE INDOCTRINATED ME TO THINK IT'S OKAY!"  

"I just had a really good idea for how the Doctor could get more regenerations, that's all!"

"Can I read you the opening paragraph?"

And it's my birthday.
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On Wednesday I went to the chemists' to pick up my prescription of Angst-B-Gon, having run out entirely (and yes really I should pick it up several days in advance but who does that? PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ME) and the stupid thing was shut. In the middle of the afternoon, for no reason. Then on Thursday, I forgot all about it, and suddenly remembered at 6.30, when the chemist's had just shut for the evening.

Friday, ditto. I am an idiot. I kept remembering, but I was trying to finish something and then SIX-THIRTY HOSHIT MY BRAIN GLUE.

Arse.

And now the pharmacy is shut for the weekend. How can a pharmacy shut for the weekend?! I phoned the doctors' to see if maybe my prescription could be sent to Boots or something and the sodding SURGERY is shut for the weekend.

It bears repeating: arse.
 
I've been fine so far, but five days is a very fair stretch of time for things to go peculiar in.  Hmm. *pokes brain*  What are you up to, in  there? Is the glue set, at last? Because it really better had be.

Well, these are not ideal conditions for this kind of experiment, but right. Away we go, I guess.


I feel I actually have a decent shot this time. Last year a shorter break than  this would have  guaranteed I could look forward to several extended sessions of gibbering and uselessness and four-hour recovery periods from things like making phonecalls, and that's without family members amusing themselves by developing life-threatening conditions.  But I dunno, this time I feel like so long as I handle my brain with care  it really ought to be equal to holding up for a weekend.

(Crap, what do I do if it does? Announce myself cured and come off entirely? Try going down to 10mg again? Or just thank fuck for my good fortune and lay siege to the pharmacy until it opens?  My aunt and brother have both told me you KNOW when you're ready to come off anti-depressants and until then you DON'T DO IT and though I feel oddly optimistic I don't think this is the sort of magical certainty they were talking about.)

EDIT: It's all right, crisis over! My Mum told me to try and get Boots to give me an emergency supply; I was CONVINCED this would not work, but it did. Mother knows best. Thank goodness I had filled my prescription  there a couple of times about a year ago, so they did have my details -- it is now worth having been treated so infuriatingly back then by that pharmacist who tried to hold my medication hostage until I explained exactly why I was on anti-depressants at all and why the dosage had gone up in the middle of Boots.   Also thank goodness I am not a very tidy person, so it was easy for me to supply an old box to show I was actually on this stuff.
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I talked about some of this under f-lock, but let's have a recap/update for anyone who might possibly wonder where I've been lately.

1) My dad was in hospital for two weeks with heart failure, and the doctors kept yanking us back and forth between "oh it's nothing really" and "DOOM" every couple of days. The final verdict appeared to be "DOOM". However:
2) He's doing a lot better now. Lost a lot of the fluid he was retaining, much more active, feeling good,  blood pressure is good, doctors are pleased with his progress, etc. Yay. Everything's sort of theoretically back to normal again, although there's this sense of waiting for the other shoe to drop, because on the one hand he might be fine, but what the cardiologist said was pretty fucking scary.  And if he is fine, there's never going to be any grand announcement  that he's now fine and we can all relax, he'll just... go on being fine. And on the one hand, that's called BEING ALIVE . But on the other hand, no, this is a bit different.
3) My poor Mum has got so skinny and wrung out with this.
4) Even after the crisis phase of this was ostensibly over, it has all been incredibly mentally and physically and emotionally knackering, which clearly is not remotely surprising in principle, but endlessly surprising in practice, at least to me, who occasionally can be a bit "what is this thing you humans call 'love'" about stuff. "Why do I just want to curl up in bed and stay there indefinitely with a cat on my head?  I mean, I know why. But why?" But I've slept a lot and I do feel much better now.
5)  I haven't been writing any fanfic lately.
6) But I will!


If any of my Holmesy, plotty friends felt like helping with items 5) and 6), I'd be so grateful. I sort of want a... a pre-beta? Someone to just rant with/bounce ideas off  about plotting. See, before I update Antidote to Sorrow again, I want to write my Help Japan fic for the very generous [livejournal.com profile] perverse_idyll and [livejournal.com profile] tweedisgood . I know the outline of what I want to do with the prompt, but I need to work out, like, why Devious Character X is doing Mysterious Thing Y, and how this is going to lead to Watson and Holmes snogging each other.

BUT NOT YOU, [livejournal.com profile] perverse_idyll and [livejournal.com profile] tweedisgood! For you, I want this to be a surprise :)

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Sorry! I wanted to post this immediately but I had to go and be in a meeting type thing for an hour.


Summary:
After three terrible years, even Holmes doesn''t expect Watson to accept him back from the dead quite that readily. And neither of them expect the shocking affair of the Dutch steam ship Friesland, which so nearly costs them both their lives...

Pairings: Mary/Watson, Holmes/Watson.
Warnings: Terminal illness (tuberculosis), eventual political violence, flashbacky non-linear timeline shenanigans, but above all, ANGST.
A/N: Everyone has to tackle the marriage and the hiatus sometime. Hereis my bash at it.

Part 1

Part 2

Calm Sea and Prosperous Voyage
(a companion story)

Part 3


Part 4 )
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Happy Easter! Here, at last, is some more fic -- bloody loads of it, actually. I'm going to post it in two chunks, because there's no way LJ's going to let me do it as one, at least not easily, and I'm not feeling up to fighting LJ.



Summary: After three terrible years, even Holmes doesn't expect Watson to accept him back from the dead quite that readily. And neither of them expect the shocking affair of the Dutch steam ship Friesland, which so nearly costs them both their lives...

Pairings: Mary/Watson, Holmes/Watson.
Warnings: Terminal illness (tuberculosis), eventual political violence, flashbacky non-linear timeline shenanigans, but above all, ANGST.
A/N: Everyone has to tackle the marriage and the hiatus sometime. Here is my bash at it.

Part 1

Part 2

Calm Sea and Prosperous Voyage
(a companion story)



Part 3 )
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Last chance to bid on Help Japan! Want to try and beat [livejournal.com profile] perverse_idyll 's (admittedly very generous) bid?

Here's my lot description:

I am offering 500-5000 words of Sherlock Holmes fanfiction, written to your prompt. Or, if you know me well enough to be certain I am familiar with some other fandom, I will try that.

All my fic so far is here.

For the purposes of this auction I would prefer to write fluff, crack, comedy-drama, mild h/c, etc -- something relatively light-hearted, although I have no objection to a few shadows and notes in the minor key. I do write much darker, angstier stuff and I will give it a go if you are desperate, but I have an angstacular WIP in the works and would prefer not to have two really grim stories on the go competing for resources.

I have only written book canon, but I will attempt '09 or BBC for you if you demand it.

I will write Holmes/Watson, Watson/Mary, or gen.

I haven't written much of what you'd call porn but if you want I will try it. No really extreme kinks, non-con or dub-con.


(By the way, if you're thinking of bidding and are not sure how well the thing you'd like to prompt fits with what I'm offering, just talk to me about it -- we'll work something out.)



In other news, uuuurgh. )
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