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Okay, these inexplicable occurrences of real life slashiness... it's  too much. A couple of days ago, I tried to limit myself to discreet glances as two handsome, partially dressed young men climbed about in the window opposite mine. They were putting up curtains, you see. Which they did not currently have. In their pants and skimpy, slightly clingy singlets. As you do.

Anyway, tonight it's all raucous and drunken and noisy in the street below and I'm trying to write and what do I hear from right below my building, not five minutes ago?

"I'M NOT GAY."
"I AM!"
"YOU ARE?"
[Someone else, in manner of Spartacus:] "I'M GAY!"

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Date: 2010-08-07 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com
Oh myu god, the gay... ITS COMING THROUGH THE WALLS!

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Date: 2010-08-07 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-m-r-l.livejournal.com
Or possibly in through the windows.

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Date: 2010-08-09 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w-a-i-d.livejournal.com
Truly, it advances from all sides.

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Date: 2010-08-07 11:34 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-08-08 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] truthiness-aura.livejournal.com
/makes helpless sporfling noises

Stay wacky, world. Never change.

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Date: 2010-08-08 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rusty-bird.livejournal.com
I WOULD GLADLY SWAP WITH YOU. Maybe you're just stealing all my gay because I've been bombarded with homophobia for the past month. Not cool, people in my general vicinity. Not cool.

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Date: 2010-08-09 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w-a-i-d.livejournal.com
:-( I'm sorry to hear that! I hope these fuckwits aren't people you have to deal with too closely.

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Date: 2010-08-08 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kate-lear.livejournal.com
Hah! This is hilarious :D Reminds me of the final scene in that film with Kevin Kline - 'In and Out'. There's a brilliant Spartacus-style ending :)

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Date: 2010-08-08 05:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ancientreader
Hey! Me too!

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Date: 2010-08-09 03:32 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-08-09 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] art-inthe-blood.livejournal.com
Well, dear, I've said it before; you=universal hub of all slash.
Rather love the idea of Spartacus-style declarations of homosexuality. I now have a glorious mental image of all the commonly-slashed characters from every fandom standing up and declaiming "I AM GAY!" "I AM GAY!" "NO, I AM!" "*!* AM GAY!"
It's possible that I need to get out more.

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Date: 2010-08-09 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w-a-i-d.livejournal.com
I accept my fate. I've even decided I made a grave mistake in 2000-ish when I accidentally stopped snogging girls.

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Date: 2010-08-09 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] art-inthe-blood.livejournal.com
Goodness, that is a grave mistake. Pah, who am I to judge, I accidentally stopped snogging *anyone* about the time I left uni. >.
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